The Free Land of On99 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 229 million On99ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The On99ian economy, worth 15.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,107 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

AI management double books government press conferences, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. On99's national animal is the Asmarite, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

On99 is ranked 227,367^th in the world and 10,358^th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.