The Empire of Olympys empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Чингис Хаан with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.41 billion Монголчууд are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Улаан Баатар. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Монгол economy, worth 283 trillion Төгрөгs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,565 Төгрөгs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, citizens have never heard foreign radio, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olympys empire's national animal is the Морь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddism.

Olympys empire is ranked 260,958^th in the world and 9,148^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -194.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.