The Principality of Oiena is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 195 million Oienans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oienan economy, worth 16.5 trillion Cigarettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,369 Cigarettes, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oiena's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oiena is ranked 46,108^th in the world and 466^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,073.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.