The Republic of Ohiostatecounty is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 334 million Ohiostatecountyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The strong Ohiostatecountyian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Ohios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,684 Ohios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and scientists take credit every time it rains in The Union of Questionable States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohiostatecounty's national animal is the Ohio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ohiostatecounty is ranked 294,477^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Questionable States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.