The Queendom of Ofopiaalle is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.191 billion Ofopiaalleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The Ofopiaallean economy, worth 225 trillion baht a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 43,364 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Army rations are served on silver platters, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofopiaalle's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ofopiaalle is ranked 271,290^th in the world and 1^st in The cards for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.68 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.