The Republic of Inoffensivestan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 550 million obedients have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Inoffensive economy, worth 17.6 trillion dulls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,931 dulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inoffensivestan's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inoffensivestan is ranked 194,542^nd in the world and 96^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.6 kickbacks per hour.