The Most Corrupt Governments in Capitalist Paradise
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,124th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Compulsory Consumerist State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 2. |  The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef | Anarchy | “Industry is progress” | |
| 3. |  The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That's just the way the system works.” | |
| 4. |  The Legal Tender of Federal Reserve Notes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Money” | |
| 5. |  The County of Orlogtun | Corporate Police State | “Never trust a man in polished boots.” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Midlands | Anarchy | “Don't just do something - stand there” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha | Capitalist Paradise | “Fire and blood.” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Corporate States of Adrachia | Capitalizt | “Every man a king” | |
| 10. |  The Imperial Empire of PALAIS REALITY | Iron Fist Consumerists | “SANATANA DHARAMA IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUTH.” |