The Most Corrupt Governments in Capitalist Paradise
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,748th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 12. |  The Federal Monarchy of Bel Cairo | Anarchy | “By reason or by force.” | |
| 13. |  The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It's a good day for business” | |
| 14. |  The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Greed is Good” | |
| 15. |  The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Read my lips” | |
| 16. |  The Federal Republic of USA United States of America | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 17. |  The Ultra Productivity Sector of Cyborga | Father Knows Best State | “I'll have the sirloin, and a WD-40” | |
| 18. |  The Limited Liability of Laissez-Faire Economics | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Once you have their money, never give it back!” | |
| 19. |  The Sub Hunter Nation of Comte De Grasse | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Haze Gray And Underway” | |
| 20. |  The Holy Purple Principality of Pentadbir | Capitalist Paradise | “He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969” |