The Free Land of Oconomowoc is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 394 million Oconomowans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saginaw. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Oconomowan economy, worth 15.3 trillion Oconomowan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 38,762 Oconomowan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, some Oconomowan athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oconomowoc's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oconomowoc is ranked 8,434^th in the world and 4^th in Lesbian for Nicest Citizens, with 34.79 average smiles per day.