The Community of Lesbianteria is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 394 million Lesbianterians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lesbianterian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Solaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,126 Solaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", there's nothing more Lesbianterian than revanchism, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbianteria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lesbianteria is ranked 35,497^th in the world and 20^th in Lesbian for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,464.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.