The Parliamentary Procedures of Objection is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Judge OT with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.12 billion Objectors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the courtroom. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The Objecting economy, worth 530 trillion fallacies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,692 fallacies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, Judge OT has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Objection has designated the courtroom as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Objection's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Objection is ranked 272,734^th in the world and 21^st in Unicorn for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.