The State of Oahe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 40.427 billion Oaheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Oahean economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Automobile Manufacturing industry. Average income is 30,693 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A major religion has been named as Oahe's national religion, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, and Oahe has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oahe's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oahe is ranked 279,047^th in the world and 4^th in Hilo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.