The State of Oab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 26.475 billion Oabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Public Transport and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Oabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,687 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and Oab has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oab's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oab is ranked 325,103^rd in the world and 1^st in Oab for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.