The Republic of O n e is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.081 billion O n eans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The powerhouse O n ean economy, worth 323 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,013 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O n e's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

O n e is ranked 220,674^th in the world and 5^th in Number for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.