The Republic of Nzerekind is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.005 billion Nzerekindians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Nzerekindian economy, worth 281 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,403 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,327 per year while the poor average 15,761, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nzerekind's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nzerekind is ranked 251,502^nd in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Guinea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.