The Queendom of Nyjorkalloid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.647 billion Nyjorkalloidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The strong Nyjorkalloidian economy, worth 572 trillion bits a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,130 bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyjorkalloid's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyjorkalloid is ranked 131,124^th in the world and 53^rd in Emirates of Futurnia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.