Most Primitive: 3,675thMost Secular: 4,535thMost Armed: 5,732nd
The Hehehe nya of
Moralistic Democracy
Purrrr
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Nyakasta11

Population5.559 billion

CurrencyUwU
AnimalCat

The Hehehe nya of Nyakasta11 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed population of 5.559 billion Nyakasta11ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The large but inefficient Nyakasta11ian economy, worth 213 trillion UwUs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,426 UwUs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Nyakasta11's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nyakasta11's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nyakasta11 is ranked 91,469th in the world and 1,786th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,636 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
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Most Primitive: 3,675thMost Secular: 4,535thMost Armed: 5,732ndTop
10%
Most Conservative: 24,137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,169thHighest Crime Rates: 28,786th
Top
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Primitive: 64th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 147th in the regionMost Conservative: 278th in the regionRudest Citizens: 422nd in the regionTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 586th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 718th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719th in the regionMost Cultured: 721st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 777th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 823rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyakasta11 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nyakasta11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Nyakasta11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta11, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta11, Nyakasta11's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Nyakasta11 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta11, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta11, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta11, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Nyakasta11 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.

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