The Capital City of Nuuk is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.016 billion Nuukians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nuukian economy, worth 828 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,936 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Nuukian justice, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Nuuk, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and Nuuk is sometimes referred to as the global janitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuuk's national animal is the Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nuuk is ranked 118,039^th in the world and 2^nd in Greenland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,776.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.