Most Advanced Public Transport: 719thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,540th
The Godspawn of
Left-Leaning College State
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Nuttland

Population19.851 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Cult of Cthulhu

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPlatypus

The Godspawn of Nuttland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 19.851 billion Nutts enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuttlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,174 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,904 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Nuttland, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuttland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Nuttland is ranked 106,831st in the world and 3,727th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,554.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 719thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,541stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,584thLowest Crime Rates: 3,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,971stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,383rdMost Developed: 5,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,832ndHighest Economic Output: 6,820thHealthiest Citizens: 7,816thMost Cultured: 7,837thSmartest Citizens: 9,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,504thHighest Food Quality: 10,385thBest Weather: 11,860thMost Efficient Economies: 14,008thMost Inclusive: 14,192ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,097thLargest Populations: 16,771stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,181stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,118thNudest: 19,138thHighest Average Incomes: 19,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,070thSafest: 25,640th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 339th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 391st in the regionMost Cultured: 396th in the regionMost Stationary: 402nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 420th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 463rd in the regionLargest Populations: 502nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 532nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 568th in the regionBest Weather: 670th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 690th in the regionNudest: 793rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 820th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 923rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 980th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,030th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,040th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuttland, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuttland, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuttland, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Nuttland.

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