Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,014thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,099th
The Godspawn of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population12.369 billion

FaithThe Cult of Cthulhu


The Godspawn of Nuttland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 12.369 billion Nutts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuttlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,037 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,687 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Nutts won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuttland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Nuttland is ranked 25,074th in the world and 587th in Balder for Nudest, with 215.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,014thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,099thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,295thLargest Governments: 2,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,617thLowest Crime Rates: 2,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,380thMost Developed: 4,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,568thHealthiest Citizens: 5,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,001stMost Cultured: 6,487thHighest Economic Output: 7,436thMost Efficient Economies: 7,615thSmartest Citizens: 8,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,570thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,438thHighest Average Incomes: 10,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,837thTop
Most Inclusive: 11,590thMost Devout: 12,575thBest Weather: 13,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,788thLargest Populations: 20,498th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 353rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 512th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 537th in the regionMost Inclusive: 571st in the regionNudest: 587th in the regionLargest Populations: 589th in the regionMost Devout: 660th in the regionBest Weather: 660th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Nuttland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Nuttland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nuttland was endorsed by The Kingdom of North East Somerset.
  • : Nuttland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vippertooth33".
  • : Nuttland voted against the World Assembly Resolution " International Transportation Preclearance Act".
  • : Nuttland endorsed The Empire of Onder Kelkia.
  • : Nuttland endorsed The Kingdom of North East Somerset.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » North East Somerset.

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