The Great Lawn of Nuting is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Communist Crazy Dave with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.797 billion plants are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighborville. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient plantian economy, worth 193 trillion walnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,557 walnuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Communist Crazy Dave's wardrobe, and concussed wall-nutball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuting's national animal is the wall-nut, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Plantism.

Nuting is ranked 14,322^nd in the world and 69^th in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 25.23 average smiles per day.