The Principality of Nueva Varona is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Juan Cienfuegos with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 3.279 billion Nueva Varonans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arredondo. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The strong Nueva Varonan economy, worth 165 trillion sols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,616 sols, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Governor Juan Cienfuegos has just been declared ruler of Nueva Varona in an international press conference, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nueva Varona's national animal is the zorro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nueva Varona is ranked 253,925^th in the world and 9^th in Cuba for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.