The United States of NUDITYFAST is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nudino Pragoilim with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.571 billion NUDITYFASTians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NUDITYFASTian economy, worth 212 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,987 Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,012 per year while the poor average 24,251, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NUDITYFAST's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NUDITYFAST is ranked 111,907^th in the world and 5,995^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.29 law-abiding acts per hour.