The Dictatorship of NTOTN is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by TBW with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.198 billion NTOTNians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TOTOT. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NTOTNian economy, worth 438 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,007 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NTOTN's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

NTOTN is ranked 231,656^th in the world and 2,320^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.