The Republic of Np 39 is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.104 billion Np 39ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The powerhouse Np 39ian economy, worth 774 trillion nps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,571 nps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,362 per year while the poor average 26,745, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the dartboard at the Np 39ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Np 39's national animal is the np, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Np 39 is ranked 127,086^th in the world and 4^th in desert for Safest, scoring 72.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.