The Community of Novorossiya Republic is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Eduard Krzysztov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 887 million Novorossiya Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrgrad. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novorossiya Republician economy, worth 90.8 trillion National Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,361 National Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Novorossiya Republic, third world countries are rich in "I Love Alexandrgrad" t-shirts, moonshine has made a resurgence, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novorossiya Republic's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Novorossiya Republic is ranked 270,798^th in the world and 9,875^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -246.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.