The Theocracy of Novinchoshia is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5 million Novinchoshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The Novinchoshian economy, worth 225 billion Eshonisian rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,127 Eshonisian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novinchoshia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Novinchoshia is ranked 298,120^th in the world and 481^st in Edoca for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.