The Quintessential Republic of Nova Porustania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kyouko Hori with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 2.127 billion Porustanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porustanian economy, worth 274 trillion Porustanian Lvanches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,837 Porustanian Lvanches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Porustania's national animal is the Porustanian Condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nova Porustania is ranked 37,626^th in the world and 8^th in THE W0RLD for Highest Average Incomes, with 128,837.98 Standard Monetary Units.