The Sultanate of Nothalfbadistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Average Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.669 billion Nothalfbadistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midling. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nothalfbadistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,991 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, maximum security Nothalfbadistanian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nothalfbadistan's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Nothalfbadistan is ranked 286,717^th in the world and 19^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.