The Republic of Noted is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.475 billion Notedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Notedian economy, worth 248 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,513 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,498 per year while the poor average 11,323, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noted's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Noted is ranked 236,488^th in the world and 10,238^th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 66.09 years.