The Kingdom of Northtica is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.695 billion Northticans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Northtican economy, worth 574 trillion Nortticans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,094 Nortticans , but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,593 per year while the poor average 16,112, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northtica's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northtica is ranked 231,006^th in the world and 87^th in matheo for Safest, scoring 23.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.