The Kingdom of North suez is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9 million North suezians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The thriving North suezian economy, worth 611 billion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 67,892 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,319 per year while the poor average 13,848, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North suez's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

North suez is ranked 230,052^nd in the world and 710^th in Horizon for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.