Most Ignorant Citizens: 434thMost Devout: 547thMost Primitive: 790th
The Blighted Holy Skavenate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I think the goddamn capital is burning again...
Arch-Sultan 'Doom of Bigtopia' Tayanquol
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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North Sloughtown Metropolis

Population5.332 billion

CapitalSloughtown
LeaderArch-Sultan 'Doom of Bigtopia' Tayanquol
FaithThe Great Holy Atheist Rat

Currencyspirits
Animalmolerat

The Blighted Holy Skavenate of North Sloughtown Metropolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Sultan 'Doom of Bigtopia' Tayanquol with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.332 billion Sloughtown Skavens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloughtown. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Sloughtownite economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion spirits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,260 spirits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. North Sloughtown Metropolis's national animal is the molerat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great Holy Atheist Rat.

North Sloughtown Metropolis is ranked 251,123rd in the world and 9,581st in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 434thMost Devout: 547thMost Primitive: 790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,155thLargest Mining Sector: 1,844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,931stMost Avoided: 2,915thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,574thFattest Citizens: 3,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,235thLargest Black Market: 5,193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,977thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,245thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,663rdMost Authoritarian: 19,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,365thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,841stMost Conservative: 26,052ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,936th
Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the regionMost Patriotic: 163rd in the regionMost Avoided: 178th in the regionFattest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 302nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 413th in the regionLargest Black Market: 425th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 863rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 881st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 916th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,037th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,066th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : North Sloughtown Metropolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sloughtown Metropolis, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.

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