The Democratic Republic of North poland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by filip gray with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.085 billion North polandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gdańsk. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North polandian economy, worth 684 trillion Oles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,544 Oles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, it turns out that trees grow on Oles, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North poland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

North poland is ranked 19,668^th in the world and 19^th in United Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,392.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.