The Kingdom of North Oroba is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mike Hawk III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.236 billion North Orobans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aszertyn. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Oroban economy, worth 29.1 trillion Silvers Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 23,531 Silvers Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Oroban justice, priests pray to Mike Hawk III for regulatory approval, all you have to do is pray to get into North Oroba, and clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Oroba's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Oroba is ranked 208,665^th in the world and 10,907^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 668.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.