The Psychopathic Katya Imperium of North Goguryeo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsaritsa Katyusha the Terrible with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.603 billion Katyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katya City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Katyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion Katya Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 322,226 Katya Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Katyan Embarrassments, Tsaritsa Katyusha the Terrible can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Goguryeo's national animal is the Katya-AI, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Katyatheism.

North Goguryeo is ranked 2,808^th in the world and 3^rd in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Food Quality, scoring 252.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.