The Cosmocracy of Orange Creek is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Cosmocrateira with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.304 billion Oranic are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casablanca. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranic economy, worth a remarkable 7,299 trillion Oranic tremorions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,273 Oranic tremorions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Creek's national animal is the Eastern owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crymenathea.

Orange Creek is ranked 2,349^th in the world and 5^th in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Average Incomes, with 327,273.95 Standard Monetary Units.