The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.916 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,893 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 456,325 Decibels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,291,742 per year while the poor average 128,901, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Unshleepd's radio stations, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 2,114^th in the world and 81^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 69.98 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.