The Queendom of Nordhap is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 726 million Nordhapians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glacaria. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nordhapian economy, worth 28.9 trillion frostokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,836 frostokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordhap's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordhap is ranked 262,123^rd in the world and 348^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Populations, with 726 million capita.