The State of Nordforder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.053 billion Nordforderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The powerhouse Nordforderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,122 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,985 per year while the poor average 6,385, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nordforder's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nordforder is ranked 92,969^th in the world and 1^st in Tallinn for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,297.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.