The Theocracy of Nor Chical is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.376 billion Nor Chicals are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nor Chicalia economy, worth 61.9 trillion Norchis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,008 Norchis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the insurance industry is outlawed, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nor Chical's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nor Chical is ranked 206,946^th in the world and 11,208^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.