The Theocracy of Noaz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning icebear population. The cynical population of 29.865 billion Noazians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Noazian economy, worth 721 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,151 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noaz's national animal is the icebear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noaz is ranked 229,345^th in the world and 9^th in Atheist Empire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.37 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.