The Bat Holy Black Nation States of Noahania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by no with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.724 billion denonymplural are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient denonymadjective economy, worth 638 trillion pots of gold a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,131 pots of gold, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of no bullying an old man to the point of tears, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and t-shirts displaying a photo of no performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noahania's national animal is the leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is religion.

Noahania is ranked 220,554^th in the world and 7^th in Two for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.