The Republic of No clothes is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Godiva with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.952 billion No clothesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nude beach town. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient No clothesian economy, worth 396 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,305 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, diaper sales are up, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. No clothes's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deism.

No clothes is ranked 214,298^th in the world and 4^th in Nudist Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,305.39 Standard Monetary Units.