The Constitutional Monarchy of Niwhe is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 5 million Niwheans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Niwhean economy, worth 126 billion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,375 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niwhe's national animal is the gull.

Niwhe is ranked 239,454^th in the world and 1,290^th in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.