The Federal Commonwealth of Nitropol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Sovereign Parliament with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 4.209 billion Nitropolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City of Ultima. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nitropolian economy, worth 556 trillion Nitórs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,218 Nitórs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and sex changes are routinely performed at Nitropol's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Nitropol's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nitropol is ranked 40,154^th in the world and 8^th in Heart for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.63 law-abiding acts per hour.