The Imperial Capital City of Niniveh is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 870 million Ninevehans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nineveh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The all-consuming Ninevehan economy, worth 79.4 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 91,304 golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,061 per year while the poor average 11,413, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Niniveh's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Niniveh is ranked 150,065^th in the world and 1^st in Assyrian Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,004.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.