The Republic of Nikaido is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.01 billion Nikaidoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The very strong Nikaidoan economy, worth 231 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,693 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikaido's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nikaido is ranked 292,237^th in the world and 278^th in junk for Least Corrupt Governments, with 78.01 percentage of bribes refused.