The United States of Niew Seinland is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The democratic, devout population of 26 million Seinlanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport is ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Seinlandic economy, worth 1.11 trillion Seinies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,525 Seinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes, surveillance cameras are banned, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niew Seinland's national animal is the Kroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Niew Seinland is ranked 239,655^th in the world and 17^th in Greater Ixnay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.