The Republic of Nick will rag her is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.048 billion Nick will rag herians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nick will rag herian economy, worth 257 trillion sorries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,333 sorries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nick will rag her's national animal is the sorry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nick will rag her is ranked 91,915^th in the world and 22^nd in Yorkshire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,032.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.